Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. All rights reserved. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. Its the news, without the news. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. Sorry about that. Andy Lassner: (06:21) And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Parmesan where my accountant lives And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. They stabbed at it with their sword. Cause people do that to me. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Bread has been around forever. Its I said: I have three dogs. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. I used to work out a lot. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Still Oh, thank you. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. They just put the room in the air. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. But now Im countin this I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. Do you know what Im saying? Yes. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Trees have leaves. Every single thing, he remembered. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. Yes. And where are my softball coaches at? For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Hey, Ive got a joke for you. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Im not sure. 02:52 PM - 12 May . These are good if I have to do this. I think youre doing a great job. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. Were all on our own individual path. Lets call it sometime mid June. Just becausethey knew I was gay. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. Libary. We stand up. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. I got it right there, thank you. Yeah, but heres the thing. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. She has dry eye and thats okay. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. Thats what they should be doing. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. But its not until youve faced that fear head-on that you realized your power. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. I dont need anything. -How long youve been doing it? We know that now. That and coal mining cause that seems hard, too. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. So there's that. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Shouldnt be a problem. Its only Monday They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. He didnt even know how to slice it. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. And its not about the money. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. [crowd laughs] Hm. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. They dont. I had no job, I had no car, no money. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. I dont know who started that. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Nobody was in there. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. . And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Thank you so much. No, thank you. If I have to do that, thatll be good. Oh yeah! "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Gillian: And it didn't happen. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. Ellen: I know! Good afternoon, students. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Dont applaud for that. It really Its like Its gonna fit. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. We never bought anything. I dont understand what fleas do even. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Your email address will not be published. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. Ill put mine on real quick. Girl, who is you playin wit? Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. He was 40. I dont know if thats true. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah By Morgan Sung. These are good. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. -Thank you. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. dear Ellen. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. I mean everybody warned me. Thank you. And Thats when you grow. These are good, I like these. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. It could be all because of her. I know how important that is. Happy birthday Back that ass up When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances tWitch: (08:14) - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. That was somebodys idea. Required fields are marked *. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. It's all on Hulu. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Its when I learned compassion. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Deathly allergic. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Like were holding on to things that we dont need to hold on to that we should let go of. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? Its very delicate. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Yep, you could get that for sure. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. She was ashamed. With Ellen DeGeneres. And it had been the whole time. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Im gonna give you something for that. It was my senior year of high school. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. Thank you. Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. At the starting of the week First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Oh. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. "The truth is, I always trust my . Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Look, theyre fine. And some signs are easier to spot than others. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. I was, you know My hair was different. [crowd laughs] I cant see. We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. So well, then you can have the chicken? Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Is that okay? OK. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Throughout the years, Ellen . Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. -No, not at all. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Andy Lassner: (00:50) We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. I love that phrase. Ill tell you. But the fine dining. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Ill tell you that. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. In November 2019,. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. Thank God, Ellen. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. Your email address will not be published. Theres a squirrel. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Not bad . Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. I got a TV from the gay lady. You have nice feet. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. Cause I used to writeall the time. It was really, really special. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Thats who we are, you know. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . I love you. And for the gentleman? But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. I cant honk ever at anyone. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. The sentence repeats I to emphasize She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. I will, yeah. You dont know why someones going slow. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Not from graduation, it was something else. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. -Are you in any pain? Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Thats not that long ago. Thank you. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. 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