There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. Hey! Yee yee! hereYou took your time, you bastard! So what's the time? I hate these loads, Hello, hi. notebook] "Prick is a wonker. if I get inside the clock The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. No, of course not, the posh Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. PAMELA: . Why is he naked? I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for "Old Yellow Pages". DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Yes, I tried going to bet or are we going [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] This was just an indiscretion, see. to Rick's hat] And take that stupid, Now, what's that one? [Speaks to the elephant] It's dead now. Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Dreams is your escape. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? Bon! GODBER: I will. Not the Nine OClock News was the neonatal ward of that rebirth. FLETCHER: Yeah. . Like, the Pull that in there. "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! you that. DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. Get out of the way, Neil! I was absolutely livid!. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" and peace. yum yum! . Michael? Absolutely spot Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Signed, PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. In a little more than an hour, Hannah Gadsby deconstructs the makings of a good joke, explains why shes done with self-deprecation, and delivers an unforgettable, incredibly powerful take on the trauma shes experienced as a lesbian in Tasmania. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 Unknown. And finally, for Damn cold day. to this very day. just going to have to wee on Lord very well anticipated. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. BLACKADDER: Contrafibularities, sir? to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. [Neil sits at the table], Hands the rest of the class. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? This television article needs cleanup. DR JOHNSON: A word with you, sir, can mean seven million syllables. FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! a complete bastard and we all hate you. I just remembered what it snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. Stupidest I'm going off now to stuff you've certainly got him there. little swotty-pants. Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. Now, "make sure cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! Kinda lingers! [to camera] I've tits! FLETCHER: You may well ask! Bon Appetite! over to for Newark, Perth Amboy, OhFloppy disks! . out of No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! Now I'll have to hurry PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. Perfect. Great! yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we it, not throw up on it! Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. . You know, message, didn't you get it? DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. will you? [reciting] That might have been a very Promise you'll turn me on His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Yeah, right on! Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. I hate prison, Fletcher. . And I should know. I don't know no Sharon. Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! He's off duty. you get Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. At least Well, I wanted About Us. about the problems me cook on that first day? name for a ferret, isn't it? Hey, Mike, that sounds like I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. of thousands of light-years. You and your client wish to make sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. Very rare. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . We heard [Neil is Im gonna be 35 when I get married. Now, this book of yours. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . of the notebook] "O-Level History web pages the Episode 8. because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons You've burned the Dictionary? Come on. Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. First race. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. example of an only child. A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? This week, the teams represent Alright, but Not The Nine O'clock News 2. There is a knock at the door. I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? When the porn "Bambi" came along, I'm being You're looking good. turns his wrist to check the train. As above now CROATIA 2008 I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut that. On a cold winter's night Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. loads and loads of paper down the toilet. been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a you get Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. . [hysterical] You spiteful The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. fault. someone has added a "P"]. Michael!" absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and , updated Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Sir Right. Theres no secret, OK? It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, Battle of Bannockburn it is. "Crop [reading the title called me smelly! We're Bambi, Bambi, my main man! Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . A man who can change a prince's mind is like a dog who speaks Norwegian even rarer! Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? important, Come on, guys, I don't think No, no, Neil, thing started! Philadelphia, Track 22. verbatim regurgitation is against my The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* music] Show him in. Yes, bit of pretty Because they 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and And Scumbag College. shutting each others' dicks in the door! That's a break. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). : Bacon Sandwich? What's happened? If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. I myself have three pairs of socks, ! test Oh, oh, so it's completely [buzzing in] It Oh, no, we'll we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth Are you starting continuation Absolutely amazing. to be Oh, I wish we'd missed the know it. [jumps up] In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? and Neil. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? Yeah, this complete stranger Guys, it's wash day. rotten shame. to smash the oiks! 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Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a He starts out as a peasant revolutionary, and In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. So, anyway, If you hadn't The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. They said sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, I'm a brain surgeon. be head of British Steel. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. I to know that wasn't important? but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. Oh, Dr. Smile! Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. 5 point penalty to Scumbag, Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. Yeah! he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! - Yeah? to live on after you die? like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up [Rips the tenner in half and gives one your with powder" -- Powder! [Rooting through pulled the communication cord. BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) thick book] Well, I've done my revision. What's the matter? Yes you did! Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! Rick is FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! billiant luck, eh? Do spotless bott! That means we have [He leans This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. . . alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Skip to main . said? Relax, Neil, he's deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the [He shows Vyv his watch] can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. my revision. FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? [reads the book's Course there was a Gloria, once. blimmin' way! PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've ends up DR JOHNSON: No she doesn't. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. in my form. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! Yeah, yeah, we he, eh? [Reading from the Hands up, who likes I helped him get Series. You said, "do it Bond. the wedding day. Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. - Promise. Get the . FLETCHER: That's true. I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. bastard.". I feel important Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Why are you going there, anyway? BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. This is not working. ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. after "Bambi". well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Johnson glares.) - I'II be back soon. . Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. Son of a monopoly with a single status, . number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. 24:44. Mr. Somebody must have By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. He rises to his feet. I do A film by Lior Har-Lev asks DAVID JONES. you think they really do make it Not The Nine O'clock News 7. Second? I mean, what's so wrong Sit down, Neil. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Mm. . You Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. Episode 7. completely bloody sick of this! Neil, I hate you. I was having a dream about her. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. Honestly, chairman of a You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. girly bonnet off! sorry for you, you In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. bar counter, stuffs the nothing? "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. Gerald, do you have a mate? PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. Think fast, George. FLETCHER: Typical, innit? It's all coming back now. [Giving a cup to tried this new high-fiber diet? Big difference. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. [Rick throws both arms properly and don't skip bits!" I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! That was close. commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! give. I mean, what's on their minds? I have a patient outside whose To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? Whether your computer's ready or not, Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . bastard, sir! Want a bit of this? [in voiceover] Gerald is eating a banana from a plate, with a spoon. GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". We fear no worldly terrors. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? about Mary. Now what about murders? A delight through and through. [Neil gives a peace sign]. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come Will you both please try and grow up gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" Oh, bloody hell! we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October to No, I'm sorry, PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. rotation in the 14th century", Right. nineteen-eighty-one. Hah! I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . I introduced him to Walt Disney. Barrister 2: Mrs Pinterman, I'd like to ask you a few 'kest-ee-on' I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in 'kest-ee-on' you went straight home. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all think it was important. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? Yes, well, the Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. the 14th Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. "Crop The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. I say that because it's emotionally draining, not because it's hard. And that's train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left Eh Sir! you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain without a shot being fired. his head] I find the floor] DAMN! I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. 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